Joseph Sedley

I love avocado. I really REALLY love avocado.

This morning my fever was worse. I woke up to the smell of avocado & I felt SICK!...nauseated...dizzy...queasy...

Unbelievably, I felt sick because of the smell of avocado! But I love avocado!!

So I skipped breakfast... I went into the kitchen & almost everything smelled like avocado...& I couldn't stand it. I don't understand... why?? Will I be able to eat at all today?? More importantly, will I EVER be able to eat avocado again??

I also woke up to a name- a name that's been bothering me ever since: Joseph Sedley.

WHO IS Joseph Sedley?? Do I know a Joseph Sedley? Is Joseph Sedley someone important? Someone who has become lost in the labyrinth of my almost non-existent long-term memory?? Why is Joseph Sedley bothering me??

I do not know anyone named Joseph Sedley. I have never met anyone named Joseph Sedley. I'm sure of it. I have thought about all the Josephs from my past... and I've found that I recall nothing. That is, there were no Josephs in my past... I'm fairly certain none exist in my present. But the name sticks... it won't go away...

Maybe Joseph Sedley is an avocado??

So, readership... what, oh what, do I do with this useless, deranged, chaotic & labyrinthian mind of mine??

The Poison Study

Just to let you know that I'm not completely unhinged, that list was my first list of things to take to BD. (It looks like it's pretty much final... my going to BD, that is... so any/all tips on how to survive are more than welcome. Seriously, my first time back & my slightly sadistic family enjoys watching me squirm while they relate BD "Tales of Horror").


Now, let me tell you about The Poison Study (think alternate reality & loads of kick-ass action/suspense):
So this girl kills some well-known political figure (dunno why), gets arrested, is sentenced to death (friends of the murdered politician want her dead, asap). On the day of her execution, she's offered a choice: die or become the food-taster of some Commander who's being hunted down by a truckload of assassins (two guesses as to the fate of the ex-food-taster). Anyway she chooses food-tasting, but her Trainer/Guard doesn't trust her. He injects a poison into her that'll kill her if she doesn't get a shot of the antidote every 24hrs. Naturally, the only one with access to the antidote is her Trainer/Guard... To make the story more complex... she's being hunted down by friends of the politician she murdered (they want her dead right now). To top it off, she finds out that she'd been abducted as a child & that there's all this related intrigue involved... All I know is that she survives... somehow.

Unfortunately, I think this is a trilogy or something... but it sounds good so far.

The Model House (that shall never come to fruition)

And no Snowy, it never occured to me to remind you (today) what a BORING person you are... Llama will understand what I'm referring to. Tell me Llama, what do we expect from she who asks: "What shape are houses?"...

List #1:

• Band Aid
• Panadol
• Tissue
• Insect Repellent
• Chewing Gum
• Lollies (Snakes & mini Dinosaurs... & maybe Jols)
• Cereal (& milk??)
• Shampoo
• Lotion
• Veri Deli
• Torch
• Batteries
• Coffee
• V? (O please, o please, o please!!)
• Picnic
• Lindt
• Ferrero Rocher

Here it is... my return.

Llama, I tell you now... the more I try to think, the fewer the number of words enter my head...