People fall from the sky

In this day in age, a few people falling from the sky is nothing exceptional... yet, when driving to Canberra, it seems a little out of place to look up from the endless motorway to see (not cows, horses, sheep or even llamas, but...) falling people. Rather, one person falling from the sky.
A few hundred meters down the road, all became clear. A sign read: "Sydney Skydivers". Then again, another few hundred meters down the road, and an ambulance whizzed passed us (must have been travelling at 200kph)... I assumed the worst, but I could be wrong... there was no news of a dead (or injured) skydiver.

Speaking of dead skydivers... I went to Canberra again. Took Ash her "new" car... drove it for about an hour meself... very tedious work, but felt sorry for me dad, since he trusts me with a car about as much as he would trust Squishy with candy... drove at 110kph at one stage... illegal, I know, but it was worth it.

Boredom has struck again... Ash struck lucky- is to live with 5 other girls in a large house... Nemo starts Uni... Snowy worries too much (I feel as though we've swapped ages- she acts 20, I act 15... can't be helped).

Did I mention that I quit my job less than two months after I got it? Must not make a habit of quitting... "Get it together! Get it together! Get it together! Get it together! Get it together!..."
Hehe... gotta love that Oosaka-san!

Cheers, all... Follow that dust particle!!
:D

Backless, Strapless, Sleeveless & Short

Have witnessed a true Arab-style Hen's night (or so I'm told)... rip off the sleeves, straps & backs of any nice-looking T-shirt... add a short skirt, some lingerie (wrapped in pretty boxes, of course)... throw in a bit of belly dancing (or any dancing at all), and there you have a truly Arab-style Hen's night (I only repeat what I was told).

Actually, it was... how shall I put it delicately?- a lame party (except for the pressies). My dearest Bubbly-Bubbles, the party organiser, neglected to organise a few key aspects of the party- namely, food & entertainment *ahem*. She made up for it with her endless bubbliness.

The clothes were pretty good & tame... nothing I hadn't seen before, but a slight culture shock nonetheless... my being curry sort of demands that I'm shocked by such clothing (or lack thereof).

Pressies- now therein lay the real shocker of the day- lingerie!! Your all out kinky little numbers including corsetry, sleepwear, matching sets & other "novelty" items- not tame at all! I nearly died of shock at the thought of my even stepping into a lingerie store, but to buy my friend lingerie!! Oh, the shock, the embarrassment, the dread!!
Frankly, I bought no such thing for her! Meek, innocent, naive little creature that I am *ahem*, I bought her some nice jewellery. Nonetheless, I sat there ... a witness to the end of some of my naivety... Lord, let me forget this day soon- very soon!

I wonder what awaits us at her wedding...
What to wear, oh what to wear??

Prolonged Absence of Sanity

2nd anniversary passed (forgotten) long ago...
It's already been 2 years... I can't believe I still have it.

There's so much to say & all of it so significant, but I can't seem to find the words.
I dub thee, odious disease, "Prolonged Absence of Sanity"

... Confusion reigns supreme.

Quotes quoted by the distinctly un-famous:

• "Thank Ye 4 comeeng weeth me today (the "aee" button eesnt workeeng... use ur eemageenashon)"
• "There's a sticker under the window that says: "Join the fight against DODGY LADDERS".
• "Amoeba-patterned skirt!!! LOL!"
• "I just walked into the men's room"
• "There was an oyester in my seafood soup"
• "Come! Come my love! I'm ever so lonely!...Ok that's pushing it. But come anyway."
• "The $7000 toilet is playing music. And that says something."
• "I'm being conspired against! I NEED HELP!!! Hail to the younger daughters of relatively normal families."
• "...This doesn't make sense, but WHO MAKES SENSE WHEN THEY'RE GO A DILEMMA???!!!"

All above-mentioned quotes are hereby declared the intellectual property of She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named!

Although Flynn.t has not been given permission to publish above quotes, Flynn.t expresses her sincerest hope that She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named will personally give permission... soon... ... ... please?

Enjoy, good people of Earth/Venus/Jupiter (inhabitants of all other celestial bodies will be hanged & quartered).

Cheers :D