Hiragana? No sweat!

Watashi wa Nihongo no gakusei desu.
Watashi no namae wa ****** ja-arimasen.
Watashi wa Furin Chii desu. Hontoo desu!!

Sorry folks. I had to get that out of my system.
Latest news: have taken up Japanese... FINALLY! I've been wanting to do so for years, but for many reasons didn't do so until now.

Will write more later...
cheers!

Creatures of the Night

The horror she's been through is unbelievable. If she
doesn't quit now... Well, let's just say that I refuse to let her
out of my sight for a long time to come.

It would appear that bats and vampires were not the only creatures of the night. My turbulent thoughts of late had turned me into an insomniac. Little had I known that on one of these nights, my insomnia proved to be a blessing rather than a curse, especially for "her".
It was one of those surreal nights- I was thinking too much, and the more I thought, the more I came back to that one word.

2 o'clock in the morning is not a time one would expect one's front door to be making a significant amount of noise. Yet that's what was happening- the front door was being pounded on... non-stop.

There were only two of us in the house, and neither of us asleep. We first tiptoed towards each other's rooms, then boldly (and I use the term loosely) made our way downstairs to see who had paid us a visit at such ungodly hours. Our imaginations played havoc with thoughts of ghouls, vampires, homocidal maniacs... or worse, a drunk lunatic.

People fall from the sky

In this day in age, a few people falling from the sky is nothing exceptional... yet, when driving to Canberra, it seems a little out of place to look up from the endless motorway to see (not cows, horses, sheep or even llamas, but...) falling people. Rather, one person falling from the sky.
A few hundred meters down the road, all became clear. A sign read: "Sydney Skydivers". Then again, another few hundred meters down the road, and an ambulance whizzed passed us (must have been travelling at 200kph)... I assumed the worst, but I could be wrong... there was no news of a dead (or injured) skydiver.

Speaking of dead skydivers... I went to Canberra again. Took Ash her "new" car... drove it for about an hour meself... very tedious work, but felt sorry for me dad, since he trusts me with a car about as much as he would trust Squishy with candy... drove at 110kph at one stage... illegal, I know, but it was worth it.

Boredom has struck again... Ash struck lucky- is to live with 5 other girls in a large house... Nemo starts Uni... Snowy worries too much (I feel as though we've swapped ages- she acts 20, I act 15... can't be helped).

Did I mention that I quit my job less than two months after I got it? Must not make a habit of quitting... "Get it together! Get it together! Get it together! Get it together! Get it together!..."
Hehe... gotta love that Oosaka-san!

Cheers, all... Follow that dust particle!!
:D

Backless, Strapless, Sleeveless & Short

Have witnessed a true Arab-style Hen's night (or so I'm told)... rip off the sleeves, straps & backs of any nice-looking T-shirt... add a short skirt, some lingerie (wrapped in pretty boxes, of course)... throw in a bit of belly dancing (or any dancing at all), and there you have a truly Arab-style Hen's night (I only repeat what I was told).

Actually, it was... how shall I put it delicately?- a lame party (except for the pressies). My dearest Bubbly-Bubbles, the party organiser, neglected to organise a few key aspects of the party- namely, food & entertainment *ahem*. She made up for it with her endless bubbliness.

The clothes were pretty good & tame... nothing I hadn't seen before, but a slight culture shock nonetheless... my being curry sort of demands that I'm shocked by such clothing (or lack thereof).

Pressies- now therein lay the real shocker of the day- lingerie!! Your all out kinky little numbers including corsetry, sleepwear, matching sets & other "novelty" items- not tame at all! I nearly died of shock at the thought of my even stepping into a lingerie store, but to buy my friend lingerie!! Oh, the shock, the embarrassment, the dread!!
Frankly, I bought no such thing for her! Meek, innocent, naive little creature that I am *ahem*, I bought her some nice jewellery. Nonetheless, I sat there ... a witness to the end of some of my naivety... Lord, let me forget this day soon- very soon!

I wonder what awaits us at her wedding...
What to wear, oh what to wear??

Prolonged Absence of Sanity

2nd anniversary passed (forgotten) long ago...
It's already been 2 years... I can't believe I still have it.

There's so much to say & all of it so significant, but I can't seem to find the words.
I dub thee, odious disease, "Prolonged Absence of Sanity"

... Confusion reigns supreme.

Quotes quoted by the distinctly un-famous:

• "Thank Ye 4 comeeng weeth me today (the "aee" button eesnt workeeng... use ur eemageenashon)"
• "There's a sticker under the window that says: "Join the fight against DODGY LADDERS".
• "Amoeba-patterned skirt!!! LOL!"
• "I just walked into the men's room"
• "There was an oyester in my seafood soup"
• "Come! Come my love! I'm ever so lonely!...Ok that's pushing it. But come anyway."
• "The $7000 toilet is playing music. And that says something."
• "I'm being conspired against! I NEED HELP!!! Hail to the younger daughters of relatively normal families."
• "...This doesn't make sense, but WHO MAKES SENSE WHEN THEY'RE GO A DILEMMA???!!!"

All above-mentioned quotes are hereby declared the intellectual property of She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named!

Although Flynn.t has not been given permission to publish above quotes, Flynn.t expresses her sincerest hope that She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named will personally give permission... soon... ... ... please?

Enjoy, good people of Earth/Venus/Jupiter (inhabitants of all other celestial bodies will be hanged & quartered).

Cheers :D